Last post as an Intern..

So, as i sit in front of my notebook hours before i hand it in, i start t0 reflect on the last 3 months.. Thr were some good times, some bad.. like Dicken's said "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times".. I'm not gg to bitch abt my coworkers or the other interns, cos im such a nice guy (I know most of you waiting for the entry where i exercise the power of the keyboard - "pen" is the wrong term since im typing)... But im in elation, as in 12 hrs from now i will be back in Lovely Lanka - going camping tmw, hope to see some wild boars mating :)

Since its my final hours, i'm not afraid to blog openly - i dont care if my bosses see me, they can stick thr ID badge up thr asses - well i hope my lady manager does it, shes quite hot and it would be very kinky (hope again she's not the type who reads blogs during her spare time).

This is going to be a short entry so just wanna give some advice to the guys -

if you have free time download episodes of college invasion - its damn awesome - porn stars gg to colleges and screwing randomn college guys..

Final Year Jitters..

So, yesterday i met my Final Year Project (FYP) professor.. from the picture on the website.. he seemed a very laid back guy.. the term "Dont judge a book by its cover" applies here.. Boy, was i wrong..

The following is the dialog of our first 5min of conversation:

Prof: So where do you stand in class?
Me: in terms of Academics?
Prof: yes
Me: I got a CAP of 3.5
Prof: (shakes his head to the side) Thats not good...
Me: Well Sir, i received a SAP of 4.5 last sem
Prof: (slight smile) thats ok, but a bit late...
Me: I was occupied in my first 2 years with varsity rugby and hall activities..
Prof: Its impt to balance your academics and activities.. but you prioritized your studies a bit too late.. I shall see if the project needs adjustment to your academic level..

Errrr, So if everyone says that your Grade depends if your prof likes you or not.. this is not a very good start in first impressions.. but what can i expect from a guy who has a PhD from MIT... In my defence, i think he was impressed with the eagerness i showed by taking the early initiative of contacting him..

So we had a long chat.. i ran a disk clean up and defragmented his computer (not bad for a 4th year bachelor student showing a MIT PhD how to speed up his comp)... i noticed a lot of things.. he had the most tidy room in all the professor room's i've been. All the files in place, books on the shelves.. table empty.. a contrast to my design prof whose shelves were overflowing and had to resort to the floor as storage for his books... but FYP prof seems very agitated, thoughout our conversation he kept playing with an electric show polisher.. unconsiously taking the components apart and putting it back together.. and when a tiny ant mades its way on his table.. he lost concentration and forgot what he wa talking about..

Well, i guess i got 9 months more to make an impression.. and i'm always a last minute impression kinda guy.. lets hope he doesnt read Blogs during his spare time

Sssshhh.. at Work!! Part 2..

To all my international smokers, please refrain from holidaying in Singapore, as it has been declared (since July 1st 2006), following the footsteps of Paris and New York, a warzone against smokers. Further banning in clubs is just over the horizon (2007)

Following the luxury of having a smoke after lunch and dinner, it was quite surprising having the duty manager of your fav cafe coming upto you saying "Please sir, behind the yellow line".. the biggest shock is, the non smoking and smoking areas have a thin line of divide (actually its just a 1 inch thick yellow line dividing) and most of the cafes are tiny.. so non-smokers are still doomed to die of 2nd hand smoke..

Most economic indicaters of how well a country is doing are Inflation, stock indices, balance of payments.. but another interesting indicator (economist please take note, if anyone publishes this, i'm sueing!!!) are taxes on cigaretes (or what the government is doing to fight it). My theory is that, as the country does better (or governments are making money) it does not requires anymore the funds earned from taxing tobacco.. so it diverts its attention to health (for example France, Singapore, UK, America etc..). but countries in the third world still need that cash (like India, Phillipines etc..), so it encourages smoking by reducing taxes so more people will smoke.. thus earning more. This same principle applies to Booze. therefore, you can get a rough idea of how well the country is doing by looking at the prices of Tobacco and Alchohal. (please note theory doesnt apply to islamic nations as Booze is heavely priced and high taxes on ciggateres may cause governments to collapse).

To all the readers still puzzled about me, I am training to be an Engineer, but economics is just one of those things that come naturally.. just a part of the Myriad of talents i have been blessed with..

For most Singaporean guys, achieving the 5 C's is their main objective in life.. the 5 C's are: Cash, Credit, Car, Condo, Club.. but for many women this may not apply.. from my power observations, i have deduced the equivalent of the 5C's for Singaporean women, called the ABCDEs

A - Ass

B - Breast

C - Caucasian Male

D - Dildo

E - Engagement to C

Sorry, i know this is very sexist of me as i excluded all things that involve hard work, ambition, talent - but there are somethings only Guys are good at - but making things equal, i guess the competition for a Caucasian Male in Singapore (that could lead to E) requires some talent to distinguish yourselves from the rest, so girls can hold their heads up high as they reach the ABCDEs.

Ok i'm signing off.. but before let me leave you with some words of wisdom:

Before you check her oil, remember to wrap it in Foil

Lovely Lanka at Work..

Sri Lanka govt to sell excess paddy to India
Sunday, July 9, 2006, 14:17 GMT, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka.

Sri Lanka imports rice from Pakistan
Monday, July 10, 2006, 13:16 GMT, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka.

Hehehehe..

Furthermore, i would like to give my congrats to the new Mayor of Colombo, Mohamed Imtiyaz. his CV will reads:

Age: 22
Work Experience: Trishaw Driver
Education: N/A

Promises to clean Colombo streets in 1 week..

Not a Joke!!!!

Sssshhh.. at Work!!

So, finally i built up the courage to Blog at work (constantly looking over my shoulder so i wouldnt be interrupted by the Boss). Anyways, this shows that i got absoloutely nothing to do as an intern.. everyone seems so busy, or pretending to be busy.. but not me.. i'm not afraid to show my joblessness..

For All you ignorant asses,, Italy won the Worldcup 2006 less than 12 hours ago, and as a die hard sports fan i stayed up to witness their triumph.. though for the next 4 years i dont think i'll be watching any football (or soccer) again. Less than 12 hours ago, Federer put down Nadal in 4 sets.. the first set was a joke for Federer who won 6-0, but never underestimate the arrogance of young blood, Nadal came back fighting to take the next set to a tie breaker and winning the 3rd set.. but of course, Federer is the master.. wrappig up the 4th set to take his WImbledon singles tally to 4..

So what do i do at work these days? Arrive at ard 10, check the news headlines around the world, cricket news, modules for next sem, and since of late my Astrology (what a load of Bullcrap, but i still check it everyday to see if im gonna meet the love of my life today).. My astrology for this week according to astroyogi.com:

Your romantic life may face some setbacks as you try to force your opinion on your partner resulting in an unwanted argument. It would be wiser to avoid this and try to handle the situation with patience. Keep one thing in mind that this can create a rift in your relations.

Not once in the past 3 years as my horoscope has been next to accurate.. over the last week its been all bad news.. they might as well call it Horrorscope.. I would give you my MSN astroly but they only update it at 3pm SG time (yeah, i'm real jobless). Astrology is just Fun, just a time passer, please dont base your day around MSN says..

So far, i've opened my Excel spreadsheet around 10 times, everytime i hear footsteps..

I've run out of stuff to write about so the frequenc of updates may be low (sorry Shev and Malinda i know you guys are equally jobless at work and need reading material). Check this blog out http://blogs.smh.com.au/samandthecity/ you'll find some interesting articles, it gets around 16,000 hits per day..

Amazing Voice!!

I cant believe this 11 year old girl has this great voice.. unbelievable..

Why hasnt anyone signed her yet??????