Monday, June 26, 2006

Tears on demand really helps.. update on housing

Dear BYRON THA-KWEI CHANG, (U036907X)

We are glad to inform you that you have been offer accommodation to Ridgeview Residences (RVR -
Old Kent Ridge, Single occupancy) for AY2006/2007. This is due to some rejection of offer we have received. Currently, we are offering to the lower pointers according to the limited available rooms we have.

Please note that there will be no change of request to other hostel as we are offering based on room availability. If you are not interested in this offer of RVR, you may reject it via email.

We need you to reply your decision by
26 June 2006 via -------- . No response from you will also be deem as rejection of offer.

We will proceed to re-allocate the rooms to the next student in line who is in need of room if we do not hear from you by
30 June 2006 or rejection of offer by you.

With best wishes,

Residential Services

Office of Student Affairs


So next time someone says no.. just shed a tear and bring out your SBS (Superior Bullshit Skills)

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Not Poor enough..

the cock suckers at the Student Housing officers have come to the conclusion that Poor people are not poor enough to receive student housing - and have to find accomodation off campus at almost twice the cost.. and to 'benefit' from their genorosity is none other than Me..

Ok - to say the truth, 75% of the people who apply on financial difficulties are some of the richest students on campus - coming up with some bullshit letter, some old bank statement - maybe we do deserve to spend more on housing other than boozing, smoking and accesorising (to look like JLo or Justin Timberlake). but im standing up to the 25% who need education not worrying abt striking a balance between food and a roof.

So heres my situation : I found a room (very close to my faculty), with Air Con, attached bathroom, and broadband internet for $375 - the shower is over the toilet ( a great time saver as i can shit and shower at the same time hehehe) - best part of it, is that my Landlord as given me the thumbs up to smoke and drink in his house.. Yay, can save on room freshners!! but compared to on campus ($240) im losing close to $150. but i got no choice - it maybe temp as i may get a room in Sept.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The P Cycle

Ok, i noticed a kind of Cycle at work.. its just gets worse.. a few facts:

a) The climate control at the DELL office in singapore is F*cked... specially when it rains..

b) When its too cold, I have to Pee... i cant help myself..

So heres the Cycle:

- when its cold I have to Pee

- After i pee, i wash my hands (Yes, I do!!!)

- The hand dryer isnt the most effective dryer, therefore leaving my hand moist when i leave the Loo.

- Moist hands, when it comes to contact with a sharp decrese in the temp gradient, leads to a Chill, leaving me cold again

-when its cold i have to Pee...

here are some pics (not me peeing)