Saturday, November 25, 2006

Craig is Bond...

I hate to admit it.. but after watching Casino Royale i'm starting to believe Daniel Craig will be toppling Sean Connery on my favourite actors who played Bond. I havent read Ian Fleming's Casino Royale - but if i speculated i would believe Daniel Craig embodies all of Bond's original charactheristics.

I cant imahing Pierce Brosnan as Bond anymore... Craig is the total opposite to Brosnan - Brosnan was such a pussy bond compared to Craig.

In Casino Royale, 'Q' hasnt been introduced yet, so Bond is put up against villians without any gadgets - so he has to get out of tight situations using his own intuition and bare fists.. plus he gets beaten up also , unlike the last 21 films when Bond doesnt even get a scratch on him.

I'm not gg to spoil the movie for the ones who havent seen it yet - but please hurry to the closest cinema, do not download a cam copy - Casino Royale is going to be a cult classic, and Craig is here to stay....

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Scientific find of the Week - yes it does matter

Next time your friend catches you flirting with the old maid around the corner, no longer can you blame it on the over-used excuse of 'Beer-Goggles'...

Thats right boys - the scientists at Baush and Lomb have way to much time on their hands, they cracked their heads together and came up with possible the most useless equation of the week!!

Boys and Girls - its my pleasure to introduce the 'Beer Goggle' effect
An = number of units of alcohol consumed
S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)


a Beta (i cant find the proper symbol on blogspot - the funny looking B) of 0 means you are dead sober and just plain desperate - a Beta of 100 means its abt time u gave up drinking..

ok.. by no means this is gg to break headlines or win any noble prizes.. but it just shows how much time and money is spent on coming up with stuff that does or mean nothing...

I promise my readers - i will be equally jobless and research the effects of this equation in the real world - right after i list the different fart sounds produced by the different shapes of One's anal splinter...

N.B. the above is 100% true.. researchers really will do anything for money..

Summer 2006 - sorry for the delay in posting






making my morning cocktail

Fun in the sand



Tuesday, November 14, 2006

BBC, UN and Double Standards..

Last night, i went to the BBC site (ard 2am) - i visit the BBC every 2hrs and religously when i wake up and go to sleep... But last nights headlines were a complete shocker!!! I don't remeber the exact words, but i was up for the next 2 hrs thinking... is the BBC and UN exercising double standards? The story in particular was about the Sri Lankan Army (SLA) recruiting child soldiers to fight for the breakway Ltte faction (Karuna forces). It said, a report from the UN head for chil rights, Alan Rock) believes, without hard evidence, that the SLA is helping the Karuna faction to recruit forcibly child soldiers... but by morning the aritcle has changed to SLA turning a blind eye into the child rights abuses going on in government controled areas. This drastic change in reporting suggests a quick editing job (Dumeethra Luthra, i guess the editing team needed to make changes to your biased style of reporting - but this is another topic to blog abt)... but this article made me think, and here is what i thought about:

1) reading the comments on 'Have you say' section on BBC, i noticed a lot of comments from tamils condeming the GOSL (government of Sri Lanka) for recruiting children and abusing human rights. Most of these tamils support the Ltte - for their 'Ealam', equal rights for tamils and these are legitamate reasons to support a group - but if you support the Ltte, you are also supporting Suicide bombing, child soldiers, killing civilians and using civilians as human shields. the Ltte are notorious for their child recruiting etc.. so if you condemn the GOSL, arnt you also condeming the Ltte? or is it a simple case of its ok for us to do it, but not ok for anyone else?

2) It is obvious both sides are commiting serious human rights violations - but its a War, it should be expected... child or adult - if they can carry an AK47 they are soldiers... i'm not supporting child soldiers but in a War, what has to be done, has to be done!!

3) the Ltte say that they dont forcibly recruit children - children come to them to fight. I wonder how many 11 or 12 year olds decide they want to give up their lives for a cause they have no idea about or how it started. when i was 12 all i thougth abt was if i can make it to the TV room on time to watch my cartoons.. kids at that age dont make up their own minds - they lack the capicity to know whats right from wrong - they need adult guidance. but to think about it - children make the best soldiers - they dont argue, its easy to instill fear in them, its easy to model them into the ideal soldier, and have no clue whats right or wrong - they simply do what the adults say.

4) Do ppl really think there are such things as LTTE orphanages? For a organisation notorious for using child soldiers for the last 23 yearsm, an orphanage sounds more like a Hitler youth camp - creating the perfect soldiers...

5) The GOSL has no official connection with the Karuna faction. It has no paper or formal agreements of collusion. But it is obvious that they are helping each other out - like wat is said in the Art of War "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". GOSL is obviously sharing intelligence, giving weapons and turning a blind eye into Karuna activities - all the time continually stating it has no connection with Karuna. the best part of this is, GOSL has deniability. If it is proven that Karuna is recruiting children - the international body cannot prove the GOSL is helping it - can only accuse. Thus, cannot have sanctions against GOSL.