Reflections of the last year..
As i sit in front of my monitor, 1 hour before my bday, i cant resist not to think about the last year.. It was a good year.. filled with romance, career success and a year i broadend my friendships.. I also busted a lot of money - but i had a good time in doing so..
So when i look back - there are a few experiences and advice i want to give my fellow bloggers.
1. Walking to the canteen to get dinner is not exercise
2. DO NOT bullshit Professors who have PhDs from MIT
3. Keep away from Toshiba Laptops
4. Low tar Cigarettes do not make you less of a man..
5. Beer is not a substitute for water
6. An erection on the dance floor does not mean your in love - specially after some drinks
7. Zouk Mambo nights does not mean your gay
8. Pink is not my colour - specially figure hugging pink t-shirts
9. Buying Shirts a size smaller does not make you a body builder - stick to comfort and trust me, girls know the difference between fat and muscle - dont believe when they say "Have you been working out?" its another phrase for "How much weight you put on?"
10. Procrastination and Masturbation are very much the same - it feels good but at the end of the day you are only fucking yourselves..
11. In real life,when she smiles, it doesnt mean you are going to get laid - Porn is just fantasy
I hope none of you make the same mistakes as i made

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