Bday Time..

So guys.. if you were wondering why i've been quite generous the last few weekends in clubs - buying all u cheap bastards drinks - its cos of only 1 reason - and being very frank (as im always am) - i want you guys to buy me presents as my bday is coming very soon... so to get u guys started here are a few things u guys can do or get for me..

1. Stripper in big cake who jumps out after i blow the candles and strips to "I'm horny" - if the cake cost too much, one of you girls can do the honours (please dont fight to decide)

2. Strippers to give all e guys body shots.

3. 2 strippers to give us a tandemn strip show - making out, muff diving, double sided dildo show etc...

4. stripper with only a red ribbon around waist and sign saying "I'm yours, Darling"

So please start making the arrangements...