Birthday Blog..

So... My Bday has passed, the celebrations are over, the time has come and gone, the fat lady has sung... As i sit down in front of my Monitor, thinking of all the adjectives and anologies i can use to describe the events of the weekend, i stop to think of all the people who i've spent with over the weekend.. I wish to thank all of you who made my party a real PARTY.. and by the way, thanks a lot for Russel Peters tickets -

So without wasting anyones time, here are a few snapshots..

My Lasana Rosa Mala (Beautiful Rose) and Takkali (Tomato)

Please dont ask me whats going on in the above pic..

And finally for all you who didnt wish me - Fuck You Ass Holes!!!

Reflections of the last year..

As i sit in front of my monitor, 1 hour before my bday, i cant resist not to think about the last year.. It was a good year.. filled with romance, career success and a year i broadend my friendships.. I also busted a lot of money - but i had a good time in doing so..

So when i look back - there are a few experiences and advice i want to give my fellow bloggers.

1. Walking to the canteen to get dinner is not exercise

2. DO NOT bullshit Professors who have PhDs from MIT

3. Keep away from Toshiba Laptops

4. Low tar Cigarettes do not make you less of a man..

5. Beer is not a substitute for water

6. An erection on the dance floor does not mean your in love - specially after some drinks

7. Zouk Mambo nights does not mean your gay

8. Pink is not my colour - specially figure hugging pink t-shirts

9. Buying Shirts a size smaller does not make you a body builder - stick to comfort and trust me, girls know the difference between fat and muscle - dont believe when they say "Have you been working out?" its another phrase for "How much weight you put on?"

10. Procrastination and Masturbation are very much the same - it feels good but at the end of the day you are only fucking yourselves..

11. In real life,when she smiles, it doesnt mean you are going to get laid - Porn is just fantasy

I hope none of you make the same mistakes as i made

Tioman and all that...

First of all, sorry to my regualr readers (whoever you might be) for not updating my blog for the last month - I've been quite busy, when i'm not doing my thesis (yes, I'm smart), i'm either drunk, watching Greys anatomy or masturbating - no preference of order...just joking about the masturbating part;)

2 weekends ago, i ventured over the causeway point (what divides Singapore and malaysia) to reach my destination Tioman Islands. Its a wonder the disparity between Singapore and Johor Bahru (the border town of Malaysia). As we crossed the bridge everything seemed to change. Being used to a controlled clean society, its a welcoming to enter the dirty chaos of Malaysia - i realised i was close to home. Even the straits ,which divided Singapore and malaysia, seemed to get more poluted as we crossed the bridge. I swear, at the centre i saw a plastic bag and a dead cat floating...

Much of the 3 hour drive to the ferry point of Mersing i slept - so cant describe the experience - the brief moments i opened my eyes i saw what it seemed the guy sitting in front of me was getting a blow job from his China girlfriend - but i'll come to that later... At mersing (reminded me of one of those ghost towns you see in a western), we were stranded for 1 hour till our ferry arrived. a very muslim communinty, so glad we were there only for a hour.

The ferry ride was 90 min - and as i sat on the upper deck smoking a cigarette - i wondered what the hell i'm doing in university... I was thinkning what my life would be if i was a captain of a ferry boat. As the wind blew over my hair, i'll be at the wheel smoking a cigar - directing my first mate to pour me a whisky (a drunk ferry captain is what i'd be). In the evenings, i'd go down to the bar - chat up some local talents.. thats the life!!!

Tioman is everything the forums said it would be - boring!!! Ok, the booze was cheap - but how much can 1 man drink. 3 days, nights thats around 48 hours minus around 16 hours of sleep leaves 32 hours. By the way - i didnt drink water the whole time i was in tioman - beer is cheaper!! Therefore, for the whole of sunday - if you take away the time i spent snorkeling - i had a beer in my hand... by Sunday evening i gave binge drinking a whole new meaning... by Monday morning (the day we left), my body gave up - i took medicine, but i soon vormitted that out - slept the whole journey back to singapore (4pm) and slept till 11am the next day. Besides the drinking Tioman is good to bring your girlfriend/mistress/escort for a quiet weekend (most of the Indian or white guys were accompanied by china/thai/phillipino women.. wonder why?).. no one would disturb you. There was no one for me to chat up.. well there were 3 chubby girls (referred as Charlie's Angels) who sat behind me on the bus who couldnt keep their mouths shut for more than 10min. I think they should restrict the sales of Bikinis.. for the love of mankind - some girls should realise that bikinis are not for them.

For my readers - Please wish me a Very Happy Birthday this Friday (6th oct) - i think my friends are only my friends cos the booze i serve on my bdays... it will be nice to be wished by someone who will not be coming for the free drinks...