What i did at work this week?

9am - Arrive at DELLi office...

9.05am - At downstairs cafeteria reading newspapers and smoking cigs

10.00am - Sit at cubicle, read DElli brochures for the 100th time

11.00am - Look for other interns, who also pretend to look busy doing nothing

11.15am - back at cubicle

11.45am - Look for other interns for lunch

12.00pm - LUNCH!!

2.00pm - Back from Lunch, sit at cubicle pretend to be busy

3.30pm - Tea/Ciggarette break

4.30pm - Looking for other interns

5.30pm - Leave DELLi

By the way.. i got my DELLi notebook - 2.8Ghz, 80GB HD, 2GB Ram, 128 MB ATI Radeon - and i cant install any software!!! WTF????

Unfortunately.. since the other interns and myself have got out notebooks we can finally start work - i cant release the details of my projects for DELLi confidentiality reasons - but like for the rest of interns, the jopb scope is important, minute and none of the permanent staff can be f*cked wasting thier time on it...